Irrelevant - sans rapport avec le sujet, hors de propos.  (Hamster Jack Halloran, Bedouin Time)


 

SUNRISE

sun rises up and
snares the poet
long tendrils with suckers
grasp the sea-faring debutante
seductive octopus or othello
neither fish nor moor
nor less nor fowl
the battle for desire
crouches behind closed eyelids
the setting sun of the soul

 

MERASMUS

Kiss me, you fool, for
There are more things in Heaven and Earth than
Are dreamt of in your philosophic whore
Ratio: one woman or a thousand,
In Roman measure come lay thee down your
Virginal fish and chips,
Silicon to silicone valley, Estonian
Merasmus volley Microsoft
Like a single woman, a single “e,”
Less Female than e-male, fearless yet frail
Betray the feminine memory of your transmutational alchemy –
Kiss me, you fool!

 

50-50

Fifty is like fine wine:
well-aged, full-bodied,
An element of style,
and never before its time.

Unless it's been popped opened by some idiot,
And spent or spilled or drunk; then it's just plain rotten old.

A bar stool f
rom the Grinch -- stink stank strunk.

 

PAPAYA KING



crown me papaya king
xanadu of leisure
have another crack of coke
another julius seizure
i'll pickle your nostrils
with spasms of dynamite
snot everywhere
and skin and bone and brain
blood type: big o
-- hey, speak up, i can't hear you, little girl!
you're just a big moan on campus
and your great big udders are having a cow

 

MEMORIES ON ICE

when i see the future i start to lie
i can see it now my name in lights
and my hips smacking pious in the sky
the only reason software is interesting
is if it keeps our memories on ice
i thaw't i saw a puddy cat
a puddle on the floor barking mad
what if your first kiss is no more interesting
go and take the piss out of somebody else

 

100 MILLION YEARS

piteous sauropods
leafy vegetarians
100 million years without dental floss
doomed to extinction

 

KRISHNA TIC

i'll put out my eyes for you
i'll put out my fires, too
i am a man i am a golem i am a lump of dirt
in the ghetto with the rain falling
a spiked heel into the mud calling
your bluff spatters all of me, so don't even suggest i flirt
only buddha has an anus that longs for you
a big red fiery sore anus for you
a hard on with nuts and a cherry

 

TELL ME HOW

i see the flicker in your eyes
of unalloyed joy and imagine
the smile on your face
hidden behind that cloud
of pink cotton candy
tell me how now that
our amusement park
days are over

 

THERE ARE NO ATHEISTS

there are no atheists in foxholes
nor angels in assholes
no holy in halos
golden brown
it's just your luck persona grata

 

MAY GOD BLESS

may god bless the tiny tears
that crawl around your head
and baby jesus love you
though he is surely dead
may plagues and fires find you
alone at home in bed
where angels may disturb you
by saying what you said

 

LIKE SNOWS

Like snows under sea
And flippers flipping free
Like salt-making waves
My lips my lover craves

 

THE SHEEP LOOK UP

Look no further
The sheep look up
They baa and bleat
And vote with their feet
Fat asses in chaise lounges
Pushing up daisies and smelling like peat moss

Sheep gasping from a truck.
 

 

 

 

"Hey, you! Come here. Right now!"
Nothing.
"All of you! Over here!"
Nothing.
"Goddamit! Move your furry white asses back into your pen!"
Still nothing.




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