From .Com to .Comedy

• The Clouds Part for Ya', the only people that understood SK's last work.
• Ain't It Cool?, oddly enough, it really is.
• Shakes the Clown, dot comedy and dot tragedy.
• Seattle.Sidewalk.Com no longer exists.

Universities

• Harvard, a place with which I have nothing to do.
• Yale, where I did not receive an MA in Biology.
• Cornell, where I dreamt I got a Ph.D in Neurobiology and Behavior.
• Brown, my alma mater.

Fresh Cheeses!

• Havarti, a mystical land full of holes and fat.
• Cricket, not really a cheese, but not exactly a sport, either.